March 2012
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Every day the coffee’s bitter no matter how much sugar goes in. The shower is...
– Daniel Handler, author of Lemony Snicket, on how to stop loving someone. (via lavielivre)
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
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February 2012
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A Gordon Ramsey Haiku...
gordonramsaypoetry:
“Where’s the Wellington?!” Rookie chef presents platter: “It’s RAW you donkey!”
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